@bridgetphetasy

Hardest thing I’ve ever done. Best thing I’ve ever done.

Hey @instagram how come this site is filled with naked chicks and the celebrity #nakedballots campaign and yet I get flagged? Garbage.

I auditioned for the celebrity #NakedBallots PSA. I didn’t get it, I wonder why.

Our tribute to the great RBG. Created by: @bridgetphetasy Written by: @bridgetphetasy, @samanthashahi, Cousin Maggie Edited by: @samanthashahi & Cousin Maggie

@thedandygram asked me if I felt alienated by the dominant political parties, and of course I had to answer. Link in bio. #polticallyhomeless

Another one! Available on Spotify and everywhere else. It’s always fun with @joerogan!

New #DumpsterFire dropping Monday. I got you, Pham.

Feel cute. Look like I have sand in my vagina. Might delete later.

Dumpster Fire 30 Clip Created by: @bridgetphetasy Written by: @bridgetphetasy, @samanthashahi, Cousin Maggie Edited by: @samanthashahi & Cousin Maggie

I’ve spent more time on IG today than my entire life and wow how do you people do this? It’s all just drop dead beautiful women and perfectly filtered lives. Anyway, here’s my messy office.

#DumpsterFire 30 in the can. I think I channeled Alex Jones this week.

Hope doesn’t seem too worried. @timjdillon

A member of my phetasy.com community made me a motivational pillow from my tweet and now I need to sell these.

The “new normal” is just dressing like I’m going to a music festival every day. I can dig it.

I hope this clears things up.

The attack.

Moments before I was viciously attacked...

Dumpster Fire 28 Clip Created by: Bridget Phetasy Written by: Bridget Phetasy, @samanthashahi, Cousin Maggie Edited by: @samanthashahi & Cousin Maggie